- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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