- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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