- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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