Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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human centipede

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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