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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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