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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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