- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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