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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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