Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Why did? Yes

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