- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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