Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Women's rights

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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