- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Knock, Knock Come in

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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