What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Women's rights

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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