- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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