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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.