a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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kkkk

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Burp

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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