- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

DERP

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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