- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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