What's stupid a light bulb.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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what's white and sticky semen

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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