whats orange and cant talk? an orange

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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