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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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