A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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like if your cool

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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