What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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The Labour Party.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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