- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

knock knock... ...no answer

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