- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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