- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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