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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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