- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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