Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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