- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

The diamond one below is hilarious.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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