it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

"Wow, that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur!" Dinosaurs went extinct in the late Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago. Commonly believed by scientists across the world to have been caused by an ancient meteor that crashed in the current day Yucatán peninsula in Mexico. Also, even if you were around during the Cretaceous period, i assure you that no dinosaur would let you climb on top of it, let alone ride it while you're not highly terrified because of the sheer danger of the experience. Now unless you are 65 million years old, I highly doubt you laughed so hard that you fell off the dinosaur that you supposedly own.

A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What is white and long? A New York winter

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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