Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

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