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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

A penis walks into a bar..

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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