Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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