- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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