- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

matt is fat

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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