What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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David Cameron

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Anti Joke

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