- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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