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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

Micheal Curran...that is all.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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