- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Take part of what?

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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