Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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