Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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a irish man walks past a bar

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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no.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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