- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Badabing.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Maths.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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