- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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