- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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