- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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