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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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