what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

your mom.

guess what? bannanas

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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