An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

This is an anti-joke.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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