How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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