- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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