wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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