What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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someone called someone else a frog

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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