- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What is 9+10? 19

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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