- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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