- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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