- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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