- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Yellow People !!

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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