- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Why did the dog die? He was old

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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