- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

There's my tractor.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Anti Jokes = Drained

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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