- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Pain Olympics.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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