Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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