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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

A women left the kitchen.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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