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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

hers a joke... japanese people

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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