- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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