knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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