Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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