Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

A black man walks out of a police station

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

whats white jizz

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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