- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

someone called someone else a frog

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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