- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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