- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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