A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Men's rights

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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