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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

what came first the chicken or the chips

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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