Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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