Amanda Knox walks home free.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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