What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

what's funny about war? nothing!

I love pissing people off :P

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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