i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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