- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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