You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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