- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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