- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

my egg roll

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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