- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Potassium? K.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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