- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Flowers are colors Love me

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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