What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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