Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Your mom is so old she died

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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