Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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