- Anti Joke

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.