Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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