Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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