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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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