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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

okay so theres this guy.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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