"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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guess what? bannanas

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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