What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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A blonde dies Lololol

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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