5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

thumb_up thumb_down -14

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

thumb_up thumb_down -14

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anyone can post anything.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops