What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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