3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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