- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Read a Book.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Why did the black man die? He was shot

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

like if your cool

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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