European on my shoes, buddy.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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