Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Turkey Balls

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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